Obviously someone, somewhere has a need for this torture device doll eyeball removal tool but enough already with the graphic imagery. Yeesh…

Easy out! Best reborn eyeball-removing tool i’ve found (via Boing Boing)

Baby And Me is a Nintendo Wii ‘child-rearing sim’ game featuring such realistic playable features as: “motion sensitive baby-rocking, Balance Board support for teaching the child avatar to walk, and the sound of gurgles and burps output through the Wiimote’s built-in speaker.” For added realism, you can ‘attach’ your Wiimote to a doll or grab yourself one of these limited edition releases with added doll peripheral.

Remember, kids, real babies don’t come with an on/off switch. Always use protection.

‘Baby and Me’ special edition includes Wiimote-ready doll (via Engadget)

There’s a fantastic scene in Withnail And I where the oft-(mis)quoted Danny informs Withnail and Marwood about his latest invention: a children’s doll which “shits itself.” A toy which, on paper at least, is on a par with the Spanish Bebe Gloton ‘breastfeeding’ doll.

A child (girl, probably) puts on the supplied vest and assumes the position. Cue suckling noises, robotic doll lip movements, that familiar cry for wind relief and all those other kinds of wrong, which… er, hang on. It’s actually all rather cute. A sweet, discreet way of promoting breastfeeding.

You can watch the demostración video and decide for yourself.

(Bebe Gloton via Ubergizmo)